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Thu, May

I'll Humiliate China By Keeping My Politicians Out of The Olympics, Or My Name Ain't Joe Biden!

VOICES

THE DOCTOR IS IN - Dammit all, China is a huge human rights and economic threat to the world, and I am SO tough,

so they'll fear me when I keep politicians and diplomats out of the Olympics, but not American athletes, to show China a thing or two! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Dammitall, everyone knows how Taiwan, Tibet, Hong Kong, Mongolia, and other regions and nations are being slammed by human rights advisors, so I'll make a difference by keeping my cherished and feared politicians and diplomats away! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Dammitall, China threatens repercussions, and I am man enough to take them on, and I'll ignore all their claims about pointless grandstanding

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Dammitall, it's of no relevance that China never planned to invite these politicians, because they're the best, brightest, and most important Americans we've got! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Dammitall, the fact that very few other nations will follow suit and keep their politicians away from the Olympics means nothing! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Dammitall, even if China is gonna have their Olympics, and threatening their own retaliation, whether the world likes it or not means nothing. NOTHING! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Dammitall, who cares that I never recommended that China should be disallowed from using the 2022 Olympics as a propaganda tool, which might be long, long overdue! C'mon, man! Get real, because we've got to them where it really hurts, which is to keep my politicians at home! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

Ask Putin and the Russians--they fear me, don't they? I'll show Xi just like I showed Putin! 

Or my name ain't Joe Biden! 

OR MY NAME AIN'T JOE BIDEN! 

 

(Kenneth S. Alpern, M.D, is a dermatologist who has served in clinics in Los Angeles, Orange, and Riverside Counties, and is a proud husband and father to two cherished children and a wonderful wife. He was termed out of the Mar Vista Community Council (MVCC) twice after two stints as a Board member for 9, years and is also a Board member of the Westside Village Homeowners Association. He previously co-chaired the MVCC Outreach, Planning, and Transportation/Infrastructure Committees for 10 years. He was previously co-chair of the CD11 Transportation Advisory Committee, the grassroots Friends of the Green Line (which focused on a Green Line/LAX connection), and the nonprofit Transit Coalition His latest project is his fictional online book entitled The Unforgotten Tales of Middle-Earth and can be reached at [email protected]. The views expressed in this article are solely those of Dr. Alpern.)